socks, tiny b/j ficlet (big drabble? lol)

[wouldbedorothy]

Title: Socks
Author: wouldbedorothy  (AHS)
Time Frame: probably S1
Length: 300 words
Rating: PG13-R
Summary: 2nd person Brian pov.  Justin can get away with things nobody else can.
Notes: Yet another inspiration provided by porn.  Thank you rromantic  for first read (wow, lol)!
Disclaimer: The boys are not mine... and neither is the show... *sniffle*

Socks
by AHS
 

It’s been said that Brian Kinney fucks anything that moves. Not true.

Just because you fuck a lot… just because every guy wants you (fuck that, the women, too)… doesn’t mean you’ll give your cock to any available ass. Do people really think someone as finicky (make that discerning) as you are about your living space, your clothes, and what and when you actually eat wouldn’t have standards, for fuck’s sake?

They must be at least fairly hot (good body can make up for the face, usually shoved into the wall or mattress, anyway). Don’t need a manicure, but damn sure have to be clean and groomed where it counts. And, very important… under no circumstances will you fuck them with their socks on.

Call it a pet peeve, whatever, but it’s fucking ridiculous. You’ve sent tricks home over it (might help their “circulation,” but not yours). When you see it in porn, it’s (almost) enough to make you lose your hard-on. A naked man with socks still on his feet looks like an asshole. And not the kind you’re interested in fucking.

So, why is it that when Justin strips… but leaves those stupid, halfway up his calves, only a shade whiter than his skin white socks… and saunters up to you, you find it… cute? Even hot? Can’t keep your dick out of him long enough to tell him to take them off?

He slip-slides on the hardwood floor when you move, almost too much to hold onto him, so you push him down on it. His legs wrap around your shoulders and he smiles a pleasure smile as you pound into him. You squeeze his cotton-covered toes, curling beneath your fingers. Could remove the socks but don’t.

Wonder how many more rules he’ll be the exception to.

 

Comments

[kinwad.livejournal.com]

All I can say is, "Awwwww!"

That is so adorably, ridiculously romantic! *sigh*

"Wonder how many more rules he'll be the exception to." Wish Brian would have figured that out!

[wouldbedorothy.livejournal.com]

Thank you!

I love that making Brian complain about my own porn pet peeve turned out ridi-rom! :) lol

[mickiebg.livejournal.com]

LMAO!!! That was hilarious and so cute and so Brian. Thank you for that vision, it was fucking perfect, lol!

[wouldbedorothy.livejournal.com]

Awesome! Thank you!! :)

Btw, can't remember if I got to tell you how much I enjoyed White Christmas. Wasn't friended yet when rromantic linked me, so I had to sign in as her to read it, lol, then couldn't really comment!

[mickiebg.livejournal.com]

Thank you so much! I enjoyed this as well, had a great laugh- the part about the faces being mashed into the mattresses and walls was hilarious! I could just see Brian telling this tale with his tongue-in-cheek look. It was perfect!

[notreallyme10.livejournal.com]

LOL! I love this. Brian and I share that pet peeve!

[wouldbedorothy.livejournal.com]

Haha... you know, I don't think it even matters how expensive the socks, lol...

Thanks!

[we-dreamerz.livejournal.com]

That was sweet. Justin is the exception to evey one of Brian's rules.

I love this:
They must be at least fairly hot (good body can make up for the face, usually shoved into the wall or mattress, anyway).

Liz

[wouldbedorothy.livejournal.com]

Well, Brian never really bothered to look at tricks for long, past catching them, did he? lol

Thanks, Liz! :)

[wouldbedorothy.livejournal.com]

I love "damn cute"! :) Thank you, Anna!

(although Brian in my head is balking at ya'll finding it romantic, lol)

[sixfullerst.livejournal.com]

Happy New Year! I must agree, this was ridiclously romantic! Great way to start the year. Thank you.

[wouldbedorothy.livejournal.com]

Happy New Year! :)

I must agree, this was ridiclously romantic!

Brian is grumbling, lol...

Thank you!

[bluemchenkaffee.livejournal.com]

Socks! Lol Yes,they can really be a mood-killer. :)

Love the thought that Justin is the exception to everything.

You brought a smile to my face. What a wonderful way to start 2008.

Happy New Year!

Susanne

[wouldbedorothy.livejournal.com]

Happy New Year, Susanne!

Yup, lol. But the thought of nekkid Justin in socks is somehow so appealing, and I knew Brian would agree ;)

Thanks!

[kari77.livejournal.com]

Can I say *awwwwwwww* (with 13 w)? ;-)
The last sentence is pure (big-drabble) gold.

I absolutely love your idea of putting these additions in the parentheses, that one being my favorite:
... (might help their “circulation,” but not yours)
loool

Brilliant! Thanks.
Loved it very much. :-)

[wouldbedorothy.livejournal.com]

Awwwwwwwwwwwww... I love extra w's! ;)

lol, circulation... Thank you much, hon! HNY!

[kari77.livejournal.com]

Thanks! And a happy new year to you too. :-)

[bbmaniac.livejournal.com]

I'm still not reading this ... but I might have read some words of it and ... well, let's just say that if someone can do it (you know what I mean), that one is you... because you are my ONE... with socks and everything! See? I've read SOME words! :-P.

LOVE YOU SO SO SO SO MUCH, A!

PS: Also, you made me go get my iPod to see some scenes from season 1... *ducking her head, neck and whole body* tk tk tk tk.... only you!

HAPPY NEW YEAR, LOVE!

[wouldbedorothy.livejournal.com]

Aww, you went back and got a BJ icon! :):):)

let's just say that if someone can do it (you know what I mean), that one is you

Little by little, lol, I'll keep workin' on ya...

PS: Also, you made me go get my iPod to see some scenes from season 1... *ducking her head, neck and whole body*

*GASP*... *proud!*

Love you, too!!!!!

[bbmaniac.livejournal.com]

love you more!

[jans-intentions.livejournal.com]

Oh, I adore this one! I think it's maybe one of my favorites by you EVER.

Wonder how many more rules he’ll be the exception to.

Many, many things, Brian. Amen.

[wouldbedorothy.livejournal.com]

I think it's maybe one of my favorites by you EVER.

*SQUEE!*

Well, I should just stop there.

lol, kidding ;) Thanks, hon!

[starlightbj.livejournal.com]

This is such a funny and sweet piece. Justin being the exception to Brian's rules is so precious.
"Could remove socks but don't" - awwww.
(Makes me feel bad for ever wearing my socks during sex in winter).

[wouldbedorothy.livejournal.com]

Aww, thank you! :)

(Makes me feel bad for ever wearing my socks during sex in winter).

LOL! Wearing socks has always completely inhibited my own ability to feel sexy. But now I think of Justin... and... it's okay ;)

[tsarcasm.livejournal.com]

giggle-squeee.

I miss you.

happy new year.

[wouldbedorothy.livejournal.com]

Hey you! *squishes*

HNY! 2008... good lord.

Have we gotten you familiar with these lovely boys? :)

[tsarcasm.livejournal.com]

familiar but I've still never seen the show

[wouldbedorothy.livejournal.com]

Ah well.

I mean, lol, you should someday... and if you ever do rent it from your local video store or something, make sure you start at the beginning... but you're probably right about the Kat version being best :)

[tsarcasm.livejournal.com]

Well in general, our version of things is best. I mean. I mean am I still watching GH? NO! Am I still reading your guys' GH fic... yes.

We are invariablly better than Reality... TV reality anyway.

[sunshine63.livejournal.com]

socks in bed? uhhhh they give me goosebumps and not in a pleasant way...
what was that... rule n.53? I bet he's broken the whole list for Justin!
lovely.

[wouldbedorothy.livejournal.com]

Yup! Only for Justin... Thank you! :)

[tsarcasm.livejournal.com]

I remember this one. It made me smile then too.

As for why I'm reading all thse old posts, I followed your B/J link. I need something fun to read and I know I can trust you. I'm making my way through the whole list so you'll be seeing more of me.

Muawh!