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Title: Snorgles for a Surprised Randy
Author: wouldbedorothy (AHS)
Pairing: Gale/Randy
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 325
Disclaimer: They've never had this conversation... most likely.
Summary: Last one of this particular silliness.
Part One
http://wouldbedorothy.livejournal.com/72048.html#cutid1
Part Two
http://wouldbedorothy.livejournal.com/72248.html#cutid1



Snorgles for a Surprised Randy
by AHS


“Hey!”

“That’s better.”

“What?”

“You sound good. And finally like you might actually want to talk to me.”

“I always do, dumbass. What’s up?”

“And you’re home, which is important.”

“Okay. Why, is my cell turned off?”

“You’re in for the night?”

“…Yes… Why?”

*knock-knock-kno-kno-knock*

“…Are you-? Seriously??”

“Pathetically leaning on your door right now? Yeah.”

*running*

“Before you open-”

“Right, move so you don’t fall inside.”

“Moving. But, I should warn you…”

*opening*

“Hi.”

“Gale… you look…”

“I was afraid of that. I’ll be at the Super 8.”

“Hang up your phone and get in here… You’re a beautiful sight. You just look a little… run-down. You okay? Sit.”

“You know how sometimes just traveling can make you sick?”

“Yeah. Sitting on the plane, you can feel germs gathering and percolating in your throat… Oh.

“You might want to step back. You just got your germs gone. Fuck, if I had to surprise you, why couldn’t I send the FTD Brighten Your Day Bed Tray? It has almond butter cookies… and crosswords. Pretty sweet.”

“Instead you brought me SARS.”

“Shit.”

“I’m kidding! I’m so happy to see you!”

“Don’t hug- Okay, hug. But hold your breath.”

*tackling* “Fuck that.” *kissing*

“…mmh… Rand, germs percolating in my throat? You sure sticking your tongue down there is what you wanna do?”

“Yes.”

“…You do know your own mind.”

“And your body.”

“Suddenly I’m feeling better.”

“Really?”

“Yeah, I’m good. The sick hasn’t fully kicked in yet. I’ll probably feel like hell tomorrow.”

“Well, for now, let’s concentrate on feeling good.”

“I’m willing to give the snorgling a shot. Not to be confused with snorkeling.”

“Eric Massa reference. Nice, Gale. Way to get me hot.”

“You mean you don’t want to have a tickle fight?”

“Maybe… I’ve missed you.”

“Missed you, too.” *kissing* “Rand, are you sure-?”

“I haven’t seen you in months. I’ll swig Dayquil and be happy about it.”

“Fucking sweet talker. I may cry.”

Date: 2010-07-27 10:08 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] shadownyc.livejournal.com
That was so much fun. I thoroughly enjoyed this trilogy. :D

Date: 2010-07-30 08:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wouldbedorothy.livejournal.com
Thanks shadow! :):)

Date: 2010-07-27 02:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sjmpets.livejournal.com
taking care of his man no matter what.

Date: 2010-07-30 08:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wouldbedorothy.livejournal.com
Hehe, you know it :) Thanks!

Date: 2010-07-27 03:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pam81.livejournal.com
This was really great hon! So funny =)
I've really enjoyed this trilogy, thanks!

Date: 2010-07-30 08:44 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wouldbedorothy.livejournal.com
Thank you! :)

Date: 2010-07-27 03:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mira986.livejournal.com
Awwww... loved this! :)

Date: 2010-07-30 08:44 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wouldbedorothy.livejournal.com
Thank you! :)

Date: 2010-07-27 05:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] freakykat.livejournal.com
This:

“Don’t hug- Okay, hug. But hold your breath.”

Made me lose my shit. Don't know why it was so funny.

Awww. Love.

Date: 2010-07-28 09:26 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wouldbedorothy.livejournal.com
Yay! Making ya lose ur shit and winning a Kris face? I iz awesome! lol... Thanks... x3 :)

Date: 2010-07-27 05:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] camjakefan.livejournal.com
Loved it!!

Date: 2010-07-30 08:45 am (UTC)

Date: 2010-07-27 10:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cay-wylde.livejournal.com
I could follow their conversation for hours. That was so much fun!

Thank you for this fantastic little trilogy, April!^^

Conny

Date: 2010-07-30 08:45 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wouldbedorothy.livejournal.com
Thank you, Conny!! :)

Date: 2010-07-27 11:20 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sakesushimaki.livejournal.com
<3 <3 <3 Wonderful finish!

Date: 2010-07-30 08:46 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wouldbedorothy.livejournal.com
Yaayy me! lol... Thankyou :):):)

Date: 2010-07-28 03:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] spike7451.livejournal.com
Oh these have been so much fun, have loved reading them, wish there were more. :)

Date: 2010-07-30 08:47 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wouldbedorothy.livejournal.com
Aww :) Maybe not these, but hopefully there will be more of something, lol. Thanks!

Date: 2010-07-30 02:47 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tsarcasm.livejournal.com
Oh my god the snarky cuteness. I may cry!

Fuck, if I had to surprise you, why couldn’t I send the FTD Brighten Your Day Bed Tray? It has almond butter cookies… and crosswords. Pretty sweet.”

“Instead you brought me SARS.”

Date: 2010-07-30 08:25 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wouldbedorothy.livejournal.com
THANK YOU!

(lol, SARS was my favorite part)

Date: 2010-07-31 12:50 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tsarcasm.livejournal.com
Dude. SARS!

Hee.
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Date: 2010-08-02 03:40 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wouldbedorothy.livejournal.com
Kat being puny and begging for fic was a blessing (sorry Kat lol) 'cause it inspired something finally! I'd started to cry over not writing them.

Lol, I got to get my hatred of Dayquil out via Randy :) Thanks, Randypants!!

Date: 2011-10-13 09:08 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pen-traveler.livejournal.com
I just loved this Sick trilogy, although unfortionately, it means that I'm almost done with the crazy cuteness of your stories. :(

*knock-knock-kno-kno-knock*

Is it weird that I just knocked against my desk trying to figure out what that would sound like? :-P

“…Are you-? Seriously??”

“Pathetically leaning on your door right now? Yeah.”


AWWW

“Yeah. Sitting on the plane, you can feel germs gathering and percolating in your throat… Oh.”

Thank you for making me offically afraid of flights LOL.

“I haven’t seen you in months. I’ll swig Dayquil and be happy about it.”

“Fucking sweet talker. I may cry.”


Loved this ending. It's just so happy and adorable!

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