Buying porn should earn me points!!!
Dec. 22nd, 2007 07:00 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
wouldbedorothyDear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In March I stolefreakykat's purse (-30 points). In November I pulled over and changed lady_erzulie's flat tire (15 points). Last Thursday I helped adrtylilsecretsee the light (8 points). In February I bought porn for taticastro(-10 points). Last month I didn't flush (-1 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-18 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!
Sincerely,
wouldbedorothy
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In March I stole
freakykat's purse (-30 points). In November I pulled over and changed lady_erzulie's flat tire (15 points). Last Thursday I helped adrtylilsecretsee the light (8 points). In February I bought porn for taticastro(-10 points). Last month I didn't flush (-1 points). Overall, I've been naughty (-18 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!
Sincerely,
wouldbedorothy
