15 shows/quotes meme

[wouldbedorothy]

1. Pick 15 of your favorite tv shows.
2. Go to IMDB, and find a quote from each show.
3. Post them here for everyone to guess.
4. Strike it out when someone guesses correctly, and put who guessed it and the show
5. NO GOOGLING/using IMDB search functions.

I guess mine were too hard, lol.  I put links to the imdb pages of all the shows that didn't get guessed.
 

 1. "Sponges: taste damn spongy."  Ned and Stacey - http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0112093/

 2. "And another thing, you are not working with me, you are working for me. I call the shots, I ask the questions. You are low man - I am top banana and that's the way I like it, comprende?"
"You like to be on top. Got it."  Lois and Clark: The New Adventures of Superman - http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0106057/

 3. "First divorce: wife's hidden sexuality, not my fault. Second divorce: said the wrong name at the altar, kind of my fault. Third divorce: they shouldn't let you get married when you're that drunk and have stuff drawn all over your face, Nevada's fault."  Friends guessed by kari77

 4. "I'm not a child. I'm turning 18 soon. That means I can vote, and get married, and join the army."
"Hopefully not on the same day."  Queer As Folk guessed by kari77

 5. "As long as I'm here, I'd like to donate my body to science."
"With your body it would be donated to science fiction."
"To donate your body, don't you have to be dead?"
"So what? I believe in re-incarnation."
"What would you come back as next time?"
"How should I know? I don't even know what I am this time."  
The Muppet Show - http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0074028/

 6. [reading from a card] "'The Ooh-Aah bird is so-called because it lays square eggs.' I don't understand that."  Good Neighbors guessed by freakykat

 

 7. "Coffee without caffeine is like sex without the spanking."  Cupid - http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0168326/

 8. "I never doubted myself for a minute, for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo... dung."  NewsRadio guessed by freakykat

 9. "Ready! Aim!..."
"Wait a minute! Wait a minute! Stop the execution!"
"What is it this time?"  
You Can't Do That On Television - http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0078714/

10. "Maybe it's better for you not to wake up. I don't think we're going to make it out of here. I don't want you to be afraid. I'd give my life if you were just home with the boys. Taking care of them. I've never loved or hated anyone the way I loved and hated you. The way I hate and love you right now. Please, wake up."  General Hospital guessed by freakykat

11. "Now drop your weapons or I'll kill him with this deadly jelly baby."
"Kill him, then."
"What?"
"Kill him, then."
"I don't take orders from anyone. [Eats jelly baby] Take me to your leader." 
Doctor Who (original) - http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0056751/

 

12. "[on phone] Could you hold on?  I need to get a pencil. [eating Chinese take out with pencils] Okay, go ahead... Just call your insurance company. Yes. Don't mention it. [hangs up] Oh my God. I ate my eraser."  Barney Miller - http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0072472/

13. "Last time you were so engrossed, it turned out you were reading the 'Adult Video News.'"  The X-Files guessed by sajazz 

14. "Well, where is he? How can I find him?"
"Well, you could become a terrible event and happen to him."  
Black Books - http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0262150/

15. "Plato was gay."
"Mickey Mouse's dog was gay?"
"Goofy was his lover." 
Soap - http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0075584/