TV meme: day 23
Sep. 7th, 2010 12:35 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
wouldbedorothyDay 23: Best quote
Newsradio, "Sleeping" - Dave to Mr. James (who is in a coma)
"Lisa has decided that she wants to have a baby but that she doesn't want to get married. Now I know that if you were awake you'd probably say something like, "Well son, why milk the cow when you've got a fridge full of steaks?" And I would probably say, "That makes absolutely no sense, sir." And then I'm sure you would say, "Well it sure sounded like it made sense when that guy Chuck Connors said it in that movie Chinatown." And I of course would say, "Well sir, Chuck Connors wasn't in the movie Chinatown." And I'm sure you would come back with, "Well Dave, if I wanted to have this conversation I'd have hired that guy Siskel Ebert to do your job." And I would say, "Sir, Siskel and Ebert are two guys." And I'm sure you would then come back with, "Dave, just 'cause the man is fat is no reason to make fun of him."
Srsly. LOL. Best ever.
Newsradio, "Sleeping" - Dave to Mr. James (who is in a coma)
"Lisa has decided that she wants to have a baby but that she doesn't want to get married. Now I know that if you were awake you'd probably say something like, "Well son, why milk the cow when you've got a fridge full of steaks?" And I would probably say, "That makes absolutely no sense, sir." And then I'm sure you would say, "Well it sure sounded like it made sense when that guy Chuck Connors said it in that movie Chinatown." And I of course would say, "Well sir, Chuck Connors wasn't in the movie Chinatown." And I'm sure you would come back with, "Well Dave, if I wanted to have this conversation I'd have hired that guy Siskel Ebert to do your job." And I would say, "Sir, Siskel and Ebert are two guys." And I'm sure you would then come back with, "Dave, just 'cause the man is fat is no reason to make fun of him."
Srsly. LOL. Best ever.
