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wouldbedorothyTitle: Poster Boy
Pairing: Gale Harold/Randy Harrison
Genre: humor, dialogue-only
Rating: PGish
Word Count: something close to 600
Disclaimer: I made this up, including everything Kevin Williamson-credited! As far as I know, he didn't say any of it (except "devilish and delicious" lol).
Summary: Randy calling Gale about Gale's new role (The Secret Circle).
Unnecessary hiccup of a fic, didn't mean to write it, but I jotted a few lines down to myself and it kind of formed a call, so... here :-b
1/23/15 ETA: Well, I was just about to post this fic newly, thinking it was some "lost" fic of mine, thinking I'd never posted it before. I never bothered to put it in my master fic list. Then I checked the tags and realized oh, that's right, I did post it. Was just going to go to bed, but my eyes skimmed over it and I noticed that it was missing several lines (apparently added later) compared to the version I have on my hard drive. So, not worth making a new post, but I am replacing the fic as it stood (525 words) with the ever so slightly heftier version lol. And providing pics to refresh memories :)
Poster Boy
by AHS
“I hate you so much for making me watch these teenager shows.”
“Like you watched Hellcats.”
“I watched it once.”
“And what happened?”
“There was some old guy macking on young girls and I got skeeved out.”
“Who says ‘macking on,’ who says ‘skeeved out,’ and were you skeeved by the ‘young’ or the ‘girl’?”
“Sound like things you’d say, come to think of it. And… yes.”
“Because skeevy sexy guy macking on - hey it does sound like me - the young and blond and nubile is a role I’ve previously played to some acclaim.”
“Doesn’t ring a bell.”
“Hmm. Well, I’ll try not to do that on this one. Even if I am now officially the old man poster boy of the CW.”
“‘Devilish and delicious’ once again.”
“Yup. Kevin’s already told me Charles is bisexual.”
“He did?”
“Yeah. It’s like with vampires.”
“What’s like with vampires?”
“You know how all people are sort of bisexual, but all vampires are really bisexual? Apparently, it’s the same for witches.”
“Covens are just big orgies?”
“The Secret Circle is a circle jerk. Did you not get that?”
“Oh my God, it all makes sense now! By the way, I just dramatically smacked my hand to my forehead and made an amazing discovery face.”
“I am nodding wisely.”
“So… if I actually watch this thing more than once, should I expect to see you sex up the whole town?”
“I don’t know. I think he’s got heavier shit on his mind. Magic shit.”
“And he’s got a teenage daughter, so there better not be any sexing of that age group, at least.”
“That. Fuck, I did get old.”
“It happens.”
“But Charles, I don’t even think he’s just me old. I wouldn’t be surprised if he was, like, 300 or something.”
"I thought we decided he's not a vampire, despite the bisexuality."
"I don't see any reason a witch can't be immortal, if they're good at the... you know, the witching."
"Whatever. He looks damn good."
“...Yeah?”
“You were incredible, okay? So badass, strutting around like some… male model… Johnny Cash… Goblin King Bowie… Darth Vader amalgam, burning everybody down.”
“Darth Vader would be Charlie’s bitch. I didn’t even have to twist my fingers at that guy! Just talked… Johnny Cash?”
“Man in Black. Also, Ring of Fire.”
“Hey, I’ll take the fucking awesome compliment.”
“Don’t think I haven’t noticed - very much despite myself - your new character working out Brian’s old jealousies. Nearly drowning a guy named Ethan, played by the actor who was- whatshisname. The movie star Rage?”
“Adam getting that part, that was coincidence, but the Ethan thing was on purpose.”
“What?”
“Kevin’s a fan.”
“I just lost even more respect for him… Kidding.”
“You’re so rude.”
“I know.”
“…I love how we might not talk for months, then one of us calls and we just start talking, no hello, no how long it’s been.”
“We don’t need hellos because we don’t say goodbyes. But, I’ve got to go now.”
“We didn’t talk about you yet. I didn’t even get to ask how things are with you and Samantha Ronson.”
“Haha. Brian's fine."
"And that is fucking karma for all the shit you gave your TV boyfriend. Just 'fine'?"
"It’s good, Gale.”
“Good… Rand? Thanks.”
“Of course. It’s good to SEE you.”
“Love you.”
“Love you, too, poster boy.”
“…Turnabout shall be fair play when you end up doing a guest shot on fucking Glee.”
“Not happening.”
Pairing: Gale Harold/Randy Harrison
Genre: humor, dialogue-only
Rating: PGish
Word Count: something close to 600
Disclaimer: I made this up, including everything Kevin Williamson-credited! As far as I know, he didn't say any of it (except "devilish and delicious" lol).
Summary: Randy calling Gale about Gale's new role (The Secret Circle).
Unnecessary hiccup of a fic, didn't mean to write it, but I jotted a few lines down to myself and it kind of formed a call, so... here :-b
1/23/15 ETA: Well, I was just about to post this fic newly, thinking it was some "lost" fic of mine, thinking I'd never posted it before. I never bothered to put it in my master fic list. Then I checked the tags and realized oh, that's right, I did post it. Was just going to go to bed, but my eyes skimmed over it and I noticed that it was missing several lines (apparently added later) compared to the version I have on my hard drive. So, not worth making a new post, but I am replacing the fic as it stood (525 words) with the ever so slightly heftier version lol. And providing pics to refresh memories :)
Poster Boy
by AHS
“I hate you so much for making me watch these teenager shows.”
“Like you watched Hellcats.”
“I watched it once.”
“And what happened?”
“There was some old guy macking on young girls and I got skeeved out.”
“Who says ‘macking on,’ who says ‘skeeved out,’ and were you skeeved by the ‘young’ or the ‘girl’?”
“Sound like things you’d say, come to think of it. And… yes.”
“Because skeevy sexy guy macking on - hey it does sound like me - the young and blond and nubile is a role I’ve previously played to some acclaim.”
“Doesn’t ring a bell.”
“Hmm. Well, I’ll try not to do that on this one. Even if I am now officially the old man poster boy of the CW.”
“‘Devilish and delicious’ once again.”
“Yup. Kevin’s already told me Charles is bisexual.”
“He did?”
“Yeah. It’s like with vampires.”
“What’s like with vampires?”
“You know how all people are sort of bisexual, but all vampires are really bisexual? Apparently, it’s the same for witches.”
“Covens are just big orgies?”
“The Secret Circle is a circle jerk. Did you not get that?”
“Oh my God, it all makes sense now! By the way, I just dramatically smacked my hand to my forehead and made an amazing discovery face.”
“I am nodding wisely.”
“So… if I actually watch this thing more than once, should I expect to see you sex up the whole town?”
“I don’t know. I think he’s got heavier shit on his mind. Magic shit.”
“And he’s got a teenage daughter, so there better not be any sexing of that age group, at least.”
“That. Fuck, I did get old.”
“It happens.”
“But Charles, I don’t even think he’s just me old. I wouldn’t be surprised if he was, like, 300 or something.”
"I thought we decided he's not a vampire, despite the bisexuality."
"I don't see any reason a witch can't be immortal, if they're good at the... you know, the witching."
"Whatever. He looks damn good."
“...Yeah?”
“You were incredible, okay? So badass, strutting around like some… male model… Johnny Cash… Goblin King Bowie… Darth Vader amalgam, burning everybody down.”
“Darth Vader would be Charlie’s bitch. I didn’t even have to twist my fingers at that guy! Just talked… Johnny Cash?”
“Man in Black. Also, Ring of Fire.”
“Hey, I’ll take the fucking awesome compliment.”
“Don’t think I haven’t noticed - very much despite myself - your new character working out Brian’s old jealousies. Nearly drowning a guy named Ethan, played by the actor who was- whatshisname. The movie star Rage?”
“Adam getting that part, that was coincidence, but the Ethan thing was on purpose.”
“What?”
“Kevin’s a fan.”
“I just lost even more respect for him… Kidding.”
“You’re so rude.”
“I know.”
“…I love how we might not talk for months, then one of us calls and we just start talking, no hello, no how long it’s been.”
“We don’t need hellos because we don’t say goodbyes. But, I’ve got to go now.”
“We didn’t talk about you yet. I didn’t even get to ask how things are with you and Samantha Ronson.”
“Haha. Brian's fine."
"And that is fucking karma for all the shit you gave your TV boyfriend. Just 'fine'?"
"It’s good, Gale.”
“Good… Rand? Thanks.”
“Of course. It’s good to SEE you.”
“Love you.”
“Love you, too, poster boy.”
“…Turnabout shall be fair play when you end up doing a guest shot on fucking Glee.”
“Not happening.”
