wouldbedorothy: (no icon)
2007-12-22 07:00 pm
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Buying porn should earn me points!!!

Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In March I stole [personal profile] freakykat's purse (-30 points). In November I pulled over and changed [profile] lady_erzulie's flat tire (15 points). Last Thursday I helped [profile] adrtylilsecretsee the light (8 points). In February I bought porn for [profile] taticastro(-10 points). Last month I didn't flush (-1 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-18 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!
Sincerely,
wouldbedorothy
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