My favorite fanfic I ever wrote is a Nine/OMC fic. With R-rated porn. It also happens to be Nine/Adric and Nine/Rose at the same time, and it's awesome and I reread it and don't remember writing it. :D So that's probably what he's happy about, hahaha.

Alleys are good for raping young women. Which, I guess, is porn in some way. They're also good for drug deals, yes? And . . . hiding. And throwing away stuff in. Like dead bodies.

Yay for YouTube!