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wouldbedorothy ([personal profile] wouldbedorothy) wrote2007-04-09 01:40 am
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My birthday... not quite...

My wonderful roomie/best friend [livejournal.com profile] freakykat took me to Las Vegas on Saturday (well, I drove most of the way, but she paid! lol) for a week early birthday celebration!

We stayed the night at the Mirage, which is simply gorgeous! Vegas itself I think I truly appreciated for the first time, how pretty it is, as we walked (in really balmy nice weather) to my surprise, which turned out to be seeing The Producers! Starring David Hasselhoff as the delicious director in drag, Roger DeBris! Good lord, I'm really proud of him! He was so hysterical! I hadn't been sure I wanted to see the theater production of The Producers because I'm so in love with the original movie (which has many differences), but I'm really glad Kat got us tickets because it was lots of fun.

And we played a li'l slots in the hotel casino and I made 60 bucks! :)

I looked everywhere for a hot boy in a kilt, [livejournal.com profile] vandonovan, but no such luck. Does Hasselhoff in a fabulous gown and high heels count for anything? lol... Don't worry, I'm putting the $60 towards Scotland.

Must go to bed. Have to get up early and return the rental car, whose name is Biscuit.

[identity profile] van.livejournal.com 2007-04-09 06:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Alas, I don't remember ever seeing any boys in kilts in Vegas either, and I lived there for two years, hahaha. Glad you had a good time and made $60! Sweet. :D

Here's to Scotland. ;_;

[identity profile] wouldbedorothy.livejournal.com 2007-04-09 06:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Should I have gone into Caesar's Palace and collected one of those hunky Trojan boys in their skirt thingies? Kat suggested that, lol, but I didn't think it would be the same. (Still might've been fun for me, though. Darn, I should have said yes.)

Yay for the S'mores slot machines with the 7's with chocolate bars and graham crackers and flaming marshmallows on them, lol.

And not even a hint of a you-wouldn't-know-what-to-do-with-me episode, haha! :)

[identity profile] van.livejournal.com 2007-04-09 06:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Trojans might've worked. Maybe. If they looked like Jamie, hahaha.

And yay for not having a freak out episode. XD

[identity profile] wouldbedorothy.livejournal.com 2007-04-09 07:09 pm (UTC)(link)
At one point, as we were walking through the Mirage casino (actively looking), Kat said, "That guy looks like Jamie! Maybe we could ask him to put on a kilt!" I looked but only really saw a retreating yellow sweater (yellow!) and the back of a head with a somewhat Jamie-esque haircut. I have my doubts that he was cute enough, but if I'd had a kilt in my purse, I definitely would have tackled him and helped him into it :)

Yay me!

[identity profile] van.livejournal.com 2007-04-09 07:12 pm (UTC)(link)
AHahahaha, well, at least it was an attempt? I would have clearly forgotten all about looking for boys in kilts for a friend. But I'm pleased you had an eye out, hahahaha.

And now I'm damn hungry. Aaah, what to eat.

[identity profile] wouldbedorothy.livejournal.com 2007-04-09 07:19 pm (UTC)(link)
lol, I had a whole plan in my head at one point! Before we played the slots, Kat left our camera in our room, and I was like "I bet NOW we'll find a hot kilt boy." And I started thinking "Hmm, okay, when I find him, I'll send Kat upstairs, and I'll follow him discreetly and call Kat on her cell to let her know his location... Or should I just pounce on him and try flirting and hope for the best??"

Man, I'm getting too good at the stalking thing. Even just hypothetical stalking, lol.

There is no food here. I am reduced to some year old Thin Mints I found in the freezer. Nutritious breakfast.

[identity profile] van.livejournal.com 2007-04-09 07:26 pm (UTC)(link)
I found some sunflower seeds, hooray. *munches* Breakfast of champions. Erm, I guess it's lunch now.

Forgetting your camera is also good incentive for awesome things to happen. Hope you had a camera cell phone on you, JUST IN CASE, hahaha.

So, where does your Username come from? Have I already asked that?

[identity profile] wouldbedorothy.livejournal.com 2007-04-09 07:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Nope, you hadn't asked yet :) Thank you for asking. (I'd reciprocate, but... uh... I *think* I can guess.)

I grew up majorly obsessed with The Wizard of Oz. It was the theme of most of my birthdays. My mom spray-painted my white church shoes red and put sequins on them to make me ruby slippers. I had a li'l stuffed Benji dog that I made a new tag for - that said "Toto" - and carried around in a basket. I would get home from school, watch the movie, rewind it and watch it again, while wearing the shoes and a li'l dress and acting it out. Then watch Return To Oz or The Wiz and do the same thing, lol. So, yeah, I wanted to be Dorothy.

But my username is actually from one of my songs...

I'm a would-be Dorothy
looking for home
Looking to be
blown into my destiny
Better get a twister of my own

Just the first verse. Song's actually called Under The Rainbow, lol. But nothing recorded, so no new YouSendIt's coming your way.

I love Wicked now, so maybe I should want to be Elphaba/Wicked Witch, but nahh. I'm still a Dorothy.

[identity profile] van.livejournal.com 2007-04-09 07:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Ahahaha, fantastic. I thought it was a refrence to Dorothy, as The Wizard of Oz is where my mind goes when I hear the name (nevermind the Doctor Who companion). Glad to know I wasn't off my mark and that you're fond of it. I've never seen Wicked, but I have a ticket for it in September. @_@;;; I'm excited to see it. Eventually.

[identity profile] wouldbedorothy.livejournal.com 2007-04-09 08:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Yay you seeing Wicked! Eventually! lol

Is that in LA? Is it still here in Sept.? I don't know why Kat and I haven't been to see it out here yet. I think I'm a tad reluctant because I saw it twice on Broadway, both times with Idina, and I feel I've been spoiled. But I still wanna see it!

Wicked's up there with RENT and Les Miz on my list of favorite shows :)

[identity profile] van.livejournal.com 2007-04-09 08:21 pm (UTC)(link)
How can you afford all these shows without a job? I need to get the hook ups you have! HAhahha. Wicked is in LA right now, and damn well better still be there in September, as that's when my gf bought us tickets for, hahaha. I've never seen it, but I look forward to it greatly. I've not been to New York since I was 12, so there's that. Again, money, hahaha.

I just recently saw Les Mis on stage for the first time a few months ago. I'd liked the musical since I was little, but it took me until recently to actually see it, hahaha. Go figure. My favorite is Starlight Express, though. I'm pathetic. XD Although I've enjoyed RENT every time I've seen it.

[identity profile] wouldbedorothy.livejournal.com 2007-04-09 08:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, I didn't see all these things recently :PPP I have had several jobs in my life, it's just none of them lasted very long, lol. But I'm sure at least ONE of the times I saw Wicked, I had a job!

I'm trying to place your gf from your pictures. Is she the one that was Rose and you said was going to be Martha next?

[identity profile] van.livejournal.com 2007-04-09 08:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes, she is my current gf. Although I may have been dating other people in photos with me a the time the photo was taken. If that makes sense, hahaha.

Anyway, I'm mostly just being mean. I don't have a job either. I didn't pay for Les Miz, it was a present from the gf. And I didn't pay for Wicked either, she bought those tickets too! And although I haven't gone to New York recently, it's not like I didn't spend two weeks in Hawai'i in 2005, or whatever. I'm just mocking you. I have a sort of caustic sense of humor, I guess.

Anyway, watched any new (or old) Who lately?

[identity profile] wouldbedorothy.livejournal.com 2007-04-09 08:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Honestly every time you mention your girlfriend it throws me a little, lol. Nevermind. I'm just easily confused.

Aw, no worries. I am honored to be mocked by you. Makes me feel more like a friend, lol.

Not really :( Although now I'm in the mood I might go watch The you-don't-particularly-care-for-it Five Doctors. What stuff that you have up at YouTube should I start with?

[identity profile] van.livejournal.com 2007-04-09 08:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Ahahahaha. Yes, I am a gay man who dates lesbians (sometimes). I don't understand it myself, either, really. *flex*

As for what you should watch, I think just about every Doctor Who serial in existance is uploaded on YouTube, either by me or by someone else. It depends on which Doctor you want to watch.

[identity profile] wouldbedorothy.livejournal.com 2007-04-09 09:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Waitaminute, your girlfriend's a lesbian? Uhhh... Okay, whatever you replied, I was ready to say, "You know, some things are just none of my business." And then you hit me with that, lol.

That is awesome.

I guess I was just wondering what made the space between "girl" and "friend" go away.

Fuck labels and fuck spaces, lol.

Re: DWho, I'll just start somewhere in your stuff and I'll comment over there under whatever I see.

[identity profile] van.livejournal.com 2007-04-09 09:21 pm (UTC)(link)
My girlfriend is bisexual. Just like me! :D But it's fun to say she's a lesbian and I'm gay.

Yay fuck labels and fuck spaces, so long as you don't fuck me! XD

Hmmm. I don't even remember what I have uploaded on my account. The Keeper of Traken is pretty awesome...

[identity profile] wouldbedorothy.livejournal.com 2007-04-09 09:39 pm (UTC)(link)
You're just trying to make my head explode.

The lesbian/gay bit actually made things a lot simpler, and now I am confused again. But s'okay, I give up, lol... "none of my business"... Mr. First and Foremost Asexual Homosexually-Leaning Technically Bisexual Guy. That's a lot of sex in your name for somebody who doesn't have it ;)

So long as... lol, yeah, another reason I make a good friend. No worry of THAT.

I was looking at your icon like, "Who is that pretty girl?" And of course it is Adric.

[identity profile] van.livejournal.com 2007-04-09 09:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Adric is very pretty. Prettier than Sarah Jane, most days. XD He and the Doctor are dating by The Keeper of Traken, you watch and just see if they aren't! Ha.

And yes. Lots of sex. For not being sexual. Also, lots of porn. I have no idea. I AM A PERSON AND SHE IS ALSO A PERSON AND WE GET TOGETHER AND WATCH TV. Whatever label you want to apply to that go for it. XD

[identity profile] wouldbedorothy.livejournal.com 2007-04-09 09:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Yay Adric and the Doctor dating.

Yay porn, I love porn. Yay TV. Yay people. Well, no, actually a lot of people I do not like at all. Yay you and your gf's specific persons, as you are nice and I'm guessing she is since she bought you a Wicket ;)

This is me officially crawling out of your... I started to say "shorts" lol... out of your business.

[identity profile] van.livejournal.com 2007-04-09 10:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Maybe you should watch Second Doctor yay, because then you can read my Jamie porns! Not . . . that I haven't written Four/Adric porns. I've also written Tegan/Turlough porns. And . . . *thinks* Five/Adric. And Brigadier/Benton and . . . well, you've seen my whofic.com list, hahaha.

YAy for Wicket. Is that like Cricket? XD

[identity profile] wouldbedorothy.livejournal.com 2007-04-09 10:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes I believe that is a Cricket and/or Croquet term, but I meant it in this case as short for Wicked ticket, lol.

Any Five/Turlough porn? All those sound interesting. Hoo boy.

Contemplating adding my old soap opera porn to my ff.net stuff, lol.

[identity profile] van.livejournal.com 2007-04-09 10:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Hahahha, yes. I was just being silly. Wicket, hahaha.

Hmmm. I wrote a very short Five/Turlough/Tegan (called Challenge, I think) on Whofic. I don't think I've ever written Five/Turlough though. Probably because uktechgirl has such good stuff on the subject. (She's on whofic too, love her stuff.)

Hooray for old soap porn! boo for ff.net because I hates it.

[identity profile] wouldbedorothy.livejournal.com 2007-04-09 11:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Ooh, I must snag that icon. And it's from Five Doctors, too! :)

I guess I should explore Whofic, huh?

I understand you hates ff.net, lol. But I can't help it. I get giddy whenever I get a FF Review Alert in my mailbox.

[livejournal.com profile] freakykat came home for lunch and we watched Brian and Justin get back together for the happy zillionth time, lol. Then I delivered her back to A-Check (how mean of me). Now I must go to the post office and mail off those Amazon CD's I sold. And grab a sammich.

[identity profile] van.livejournal.com 2007-04-09 11:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Hooray for The Five Doctors Turlough/Five icon. XD Whofic is great for Whofic, so long as you don't look at "most recent" because it's all Ten/Rose crap, hahaha. mostly Ten rescuing Rose post-Doomsday. -_-;;;

I understand the yay of getting reviews, but I get probably 1 review on FF.net for my fics to every 50 reviews I get on LJ/Whofic. Maybe even more. But that might be different for soap opera fanfic, I have no idea. But I'd rather post my fics to LJ anyway. Plus, FF.net doesn't allow Mature fic, so no porn! BORING!

Yay sammiches. I had cereal. :/

[identity profile] wouldbedorothy.livejournal.com 2007-04-09 11:45 pm (UTC)(link)
I would probably like a lot of the "crap," lol.

How can ff.net not allow porn? Why do they have a choice of "mature" rating then? I must look into this...

Oh I wish I had cereal!

Ok, really going now, lol. Be back soon.

[identity profile] van.livejournal.com 2007-04-09 11:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Sadly, most of the crap is probably even stuff you wouldn't like. Poorly written cliche fics are never enjoyable. But what do I know. I certainly have no desire to read Ten magically rescuing Rose from the alt!Verse, or her emoing over how miserable she is without him, etc.

FF.net doesn't allow MA fics to be posted. The rating is listed just for clarity. You might could post it, but if it's reported it'll get pulled. I don't even bother. Like I said, I get maybe one review on FF.net. It's really just not worth my effort.

Cereal was okay. but cold. I'm cold.

Buy some cereal while you're out.

[identity profile] wouldbedorothy.livejournal.com 2007-04-10 12:31 am (UTC)(link)
I'm back. I got a BLT from Gus. Yummy.

Ok, if it's crap because it's poorly written and not because it's Ten/Rose, then fine, lol. I have no interest.

That's just weird about ff.net. Has it always been like that? I've read some pretty dirty Harry/Ced stuff on there, not that long ago. Maybe not as dirty as my soap porn, lol, but close! Eh, maybe I'll just put it here. Soap fans can be mean, lol.

Write porn and warm up.

[identity profile] van.livejournal.com 2007-04-10 12:38 am (UTC)(link)
I am writing filthy, filthy porn right now. FILTHY. It's delightful. I'm almost embarrassed. They're fucking in an alley! Jamie is being all dominanting. Hooray!

As for FF.net, no, it hasn't always been that way, but it's been like that for a long time though. Like I said, unless it gets reported it frequently slips under the radar, but I just can't be bothered. I have a few PG-13 rated fics up, and a link to my other stuff off-site, in case anyone wants to explore.

Hooray for a sandwich. Did you decide on an episode to watch? XD

[identity profile] wouldbedorothy.livejournal.com 2007-04-10 12:43 am (UTC)(link)
YAY! Look how happy Nine is about the filthy filty porn! :D Hehe, when you embarrass yourself, you know you're doing something right!

Seriously, what other purpose is there to an alley?

I am at your YouTube page now, sifting through...

[identity profile] van.livejournal.com 2007-04-10 12:54 am (UTC)(link)
My favorite fanfic I ever wrote is a Nine/OMC fic. With R-rated porn. It also happens to be Nine/Adric and Nine/Rose at the same time, and it's awesome and I reread it and don't remember writing it. :D So that's probably what he's happy about, hahaha.

Alleys are good for raping young women. Which, I guess, is porn in some way. They're also good for drug deals, yes? And . . . hiding. And throwing away stuff in. Like dead bodies.

Yay for YouTube!

[identity profile] wouldbedorothy.livejournal.com 2007-04-10 01:03 am (UTC)(link)
You don't remember writing it? Damn, that must really be good! Talk about in the zone!

Re: alleys... Ahhh, that must be that caustic wit I've heard so much about, lol ;) I like what Jamie's doing better. I wouldn't put those other things in my "yay" pile.

I watched your Canon Since 1966 "That's The Way..." vid and commented, lol. Too fun.

[identity profile] van.livejournal.com 2007-04-10 01:11 am (UTC)(link)
Hooray for Canon Since 1966.

and yeah, I wouldn't like any of those other alley things either, myself. So hooray for sex and pornings. :D

And I do remember writing it, sort of. But it all came out in one night and I hadn't planned it or anything. It was very much one of those "Zone" fics. Yay.

[identity profile] wouldbedorothy.livejournal.com 2007-04-10 01:22 am (UTC)(link)
Saw Badass Jamie and Keeper of Traken clip one as well. Commenting on everything. Fun fun!

Btw, where is Doctor and Jamie are Soulmates #7?

[identity profile] van.livejournal.com 2007-04-10 01:26 am (UTC)(link)
Oddly, it's not letting me see the comments. @_@;;; I reload and nothing new shows up. Weird.

As for the Doctor and Jamie are Soulmates #7, who knows. I probably misnumbered? XD THere are lost of unclipped moments than those, though. So just insert one of your own liking.

If you want to watch a Jamie-serial, the earliest surviving serial is "Tomb of the Cybermen" which I know is on YouTube. There are earlier ones that have some missing episodes/some surviving episodes, but Tomb is the earlier completely surviving one. It's pretty good too; Victoria's second serial.

[identity profile] wouldbedorothy.livejournal.com 2007-04-10 01:37 am (UTC)(link)
Comments seem to take a few hours to show up sometimes :(

Ohh the possibilities are endless...

I've seen Sexyback before, but I think I'll watch it again, lol.

[identity profile] van.livejournal.com 2007-04-10 01:43 am (UTC)(link)
Hahaha, stupid comments. Well, if you said anything important, let me know here, otherwise I might never remember to reply. XD

Yay for Sexy Back! I watch it sometimes too, when I get bored. Just because those two make me so happy.

And now they're done porning and are having An Important Talk.

[identity profile] wouldbedorothy.livejournal.com 2007-04-10 03:18 am (UTC)(link)
Does the important talk include the words "Let's do that again"? lol

I went and got Kat from A-Check. More Brian/Justin love and porn about to go on over here. That and KFC. Hah! Porn and chicken, lol.

Do you know how I can change my LJ threading from flat to like yours is? Our thread's gotten so long, every word is about to be its own line, lol.

[identity profile] van.livejournal.com 2007-04-10 04:54 am (UTC)(link)
It will go to threading once we hit over 50 comments. There's no way to make it thread before then, though.

I went and had sushi with my parents, and I finished the chapter of my porn fic. Hooray for progress! :D

[identity profile] tsarcasm.livejournal.com 2007-04-12 03:59 am (UTC)(link)
Happy Birthdya!

Early or not I hope it continues to be as awesome as seeing David Hasselhoff of Speedo fame in drag.

[identity profile] tsarcasm.livejournal.com 2010-02-28 09:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh holy night. That conversation got so effing hard to read.

[points up] There's another of your happy making typos.

Did you ever get to Scotland and find a guy in a kilt?

And, um, wierd thing I just noticed my above post was posted on my brithday.