wouldbedorothy | snack time, silly bj dialogue ficlet

Title: Snack Time
Author: wouldbedorothy (AHS)
Fandom/Pairing: Brian/Justin
Rating: PG-13 at best (?lol)
Summary: Dialogue only, late S1 (Justin not living at loft, but making himself right at home as usual), 325 words of silly.
Beta: none
Disclaimer: Don't own them, or the show... *sigh*
Author's note: Wrtten for "monsieur" challenge at

boys4all. Thanks to

rromantic and

akintay for taking a peek and smiling :)

Snack Time
by AHS

“What the fuck are you cooking?”

“A croque-madame.”

“Looks like a ham and cheese sandwich.”

“With le difference!”

“You put a fried egg on top.”

“It’s a very popular snack in France.”

“You know what’s a popular snack in France? Mime cum.”

“Ew, Brian.”

“I can make ‘em make sounds…”

“I have no doubt. But this probably tastes better.”

“Probably a fuck of a lot more calories, too.”

“Worth it. C’mon, it’s before seven. I grilled it just right. That’s the ‘croque’ part… means ‘crispy.’”

“And ‘madame’? You made a crispy woman? No, thanks.”

“The ‘madame’ is because the fried egg looks like a woman’s hat.”

“Really.”

“Many dictionaries attribute… Why?”

“I think it’s because it’s a fucking egg.”

“Huh.”

“You can keep your lesbian lunch special.”

“Look, there! I took the egg off it. Now it’s a croque-monsieur. Is that more to your liking?”

“So, now it’s a ham and cheese sandwich, like I said in the fucking first place?”

“Yes! Will you just try it?!”

“…”

“…It’s good.”

“Thank you.”

“What brought this on? Mikey been spinning you more yawn-inducing yarns of gay Paree?”

“No… I saw it on TV.”

“Food Network?”

“Actually, um… Whitley mentioned it on an old A Different World episode I saw the other day… so I looked it up online.”

“You know, Sunshine… between your schooling, working at the diner, all those pretty pictures you draw, and all the hours you’ve put in… studying… under me… you shouldn’t have time left to spend watching television. Or playing Wolfgang Puck in my kitchen.”

“Well, the answer to that is obvious. I must not be spending enough hours under you. You should do something about that.”

“It’s obvious, is it.”

“Yeah. What do you say? I promise less Puck if you give me more fu-”

“You have a dirty mouth, young man.”

“You love it.”

“Why don’t you show me just how dirty?”

“Oui, Monsieur.”