Afterlife, B/J drabble
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wouldbedorothyTitle: Afterlife
Fandom/Pairing: QAF-US, Brian/Justin
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 300
Disclaimer: Not my show, not my characters.
Summary: It's the middle of the night and Justin wants to talk about ghost sex. Of course. Set Nov. 2011.
This may be the first of a little drabble series of B/J reacting to things I've seen in the news lately. Yes, this was a real thing, lol.
Afterlife
by AHS
Justin’s mind kept him…
“Brian?”
“Mmph.”
Make that them… awake with the strangest shit.
“Did you see that article online about the ghost sex?”
Brian reluctantly brought his head up from his pillow and summoned the energy to raise an eyebrow.
“There’s a lady who says she’s got two ghosts in her house, man and a woman, and she keeps walking in on them having sex. Like, ghost woman’s high heels in the air and everything.”
“Yuck.”
“Because it’s ghost sex or straight sex?”
“Take your pick.”
“I don’t know. I think it’s kind of nice. That this couple’s still together, still hot for each other, even after death. Or they just met, in the afterlife. Talk about ‘it’s never too late!’”
“You manage to be romantic about creepy dead people fucking. How do I live with you?”
“Hopefully not just live.”
“What does that mean?”
“I want you to promise to keep fucking me, here in our house, after we’re dead.”
“That should up the property value. Fuck, they’ll have to make it into a tourist attraction. Fags from all over will flock to see the hottest ghosts ever showing them how it’s done.”
“Do you promise?”
Brian threw a leg over Justin’s hip, displayed his left hand before blue eyes. “This ring… physically, around my finger, metaphorically, my heart and balls… wasn’t enough of a commitment?”
“I said nothing about ‘til death do us part’ in my vows. I demand eternity.”
“I promise to fuck you wherever we are, as long as I have a body, and beyond, however the fuck that works.”
“Good. I love you.”
“If you let me sleep now, love you, too.”
“And you’re not allowed to meet anyone in the afterlife.”
“I get a pass for James Dean.”
“Fuck yeah. We both do.”
Fandom/Pairing: QAF-US, Brian/Justin
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 300
Disclaimer: Not my show, not my characters.
Summary: It's the middle of the night and Justin wants to talk about ghost sex. Of course. Set Nov. 2011.
This may be the first of a little drabble series of B/J reacting to things I've seen in the news lately. Yes, this was a real thing, lol.
Afterlife
by AHS
Justin’s mind kept him…
“Brian?”
“Mmph.”
Make that them… awake with the strangest shit.
“Did you see that article online about the ghost sex?”
Brian reluctantly brought his head up from his pillow and summoned the energy to raise an eyebrow.
“There’s a lady who says she’s got two ghosts in her house, man and a woman, and she keeps walking in on them having sex. Like, ghost woman’s high heels in the air and everything.”
“Yuck.”
“Because it’s ghost sex or straight sex?”
“Take your pick.”
“I don’t know. I think it’s kind of nice. That this couple’s still together, still hot for each other, even after death. Or they just met, in the afterlife. Talk about ‘it’s never too late!’”
“You manage to be romantic about creepy dead people fucking. How do I live with you?”
“Hopefully not just live.”
“What does that mean?”
“I want you to promise to keep fucking me, here in our house, after we’re dead.”
“That should up the property value. Fuck, they’ll have to make it into a tourist attraction. Fags from all over will flock to see the hottest ghosts ever showing them how it’s done.”
“Do you promise?”
Brian threw a leg over Justin’s hip, displayed his left hand before blue eyes. “This ring… physically, around my finger, metaphorically, my heart and balls… wasn’t enough of a commitment?”
“I said nothing about ‘til death do us part’ in my vows. I demand eternity.”
“I promise to fuck you wherever we are, as long as I have a body, and beyond, however the fuck that works.”
“Good. I love you.”
“If you let me sleep now, love you, too.”
“And you’re not allowed to meet anyone in the afterlife.”
“I get a pass for James Dean.”
“Fuck yeah. We both do.”
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Date: 2011-11-14 03:07 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-11-10 05:01 am (UTC)“Because it’s ghost sex or straight sex?”
“Take your pick.”
and
“You manage to be romantic about creepy dead people fucking. How do I live with you?”
are extra hilarious.
“This ring… physically, around my finger, metaphorically, my heart and balls…"
And I love how you managed to make Brian sorta-a-little romantic without overdoing it. You rock.
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Date: 2011-11-14 03:11 am (UTC)Thank ya darlin'! Lol, I try. Brian grumbles quite a bit if I step over the line.
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Date: 2011-11-27 08:35 pm (UTC)I meant to start reading the ITF sequel thingy but this caught my eye.
Oh my god.
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Date: 2012-01-23 04:26 pm (UTC)Hahaha! Too wonderful!
Not sure I'm down with my house being haunted by dead people getting it on, but if they were Brian and Justin I might allow it =). I hope they'll tour different houses and "share the gay love" though.
Mutual "open afterlife marriage for James Dean" agreement, for the win!
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Date: 2012-01-23 11:24 pm (UTC)Lol, right?!
Thanks so much! :)
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Date: 2012-01-30 11:14 pm (UTC)Totally, I want that! On the other hand, they don't even have to die, they can invite me into their big manor and I'll be perfectly happy ;o)
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Date: 2012-02-01 06:40 am (UTC)Lol, I like the way you think! Thanks for reading! :)
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Date: 2012-02-13 11:31 am (UTC)