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wouldbedorothy) wrote2008-06-15 07:41 pm
snack time, silly bj dialogue ficlet
Author:
wouldbedorothy (AHS)Fandom/Pairing: Brian/Justin
Rating: PG-13 at best (?lol)
Summary: Dialogue only, late S1 (Justin not living at loft, but making himself right at home as usual), 325 words of silly.
Beta: none
Disclaimer: Don't own them, or the show... *sigh*
Author's note: Wrtten for "monsieur" challenge at
boys4all. Thanks to rromantic and akintay for taking a peek and smiling :) Snack Time
by AHS
“What the fuck are you cooking?”
“A croque-madame.”
“Looks like a ham and cheese sandwich.”
“With le difference!”
“You put a fried egg on top.”
“It’s a very popular snack in France.”
“You know what’s a popular snack in France? Mime cum.”
“Ew, Brian.”
“I can make ‘em make sounds…”
“I have no doubt. But this probably tastes better.”
“Probably a fuck of a lot more calories, too.”
“Worth it. C’mon, it’s before seven. I grilled it just right. That’s the ‘croque’ part… means ‘crispy.’”
“And ‘madame’? You made a crispy woman? No, thanks.”
“The ‘madame’ is because the fried egg looks like a woman’s hat.”
“Really.”
“Many dictionaries attribute… Why?”
“I think it’s because it’s a fucking egg.”
“Huh.”
“You can keep your lesbian lunch special.”
“Look, there! I took the egg off it. Now it’s a croque-monsieur. Is that more to your liking?”
“So, now it’s a ham and cheese sandwich, like I said in the fucking first place?”
“Yes! Will you just try it?!”
“…”
“…”
“…It’s good.”
“Thank you.”
“What brought this on? Mikey been spinning you more yawn-inducing yarns of gay Paree?”
“No… I saw it on TV.”
“Food Network?”
“Actually, um… Whitley mentioned it on an old A Different World episode I saw the other day… so I looked it up online.”
“You know, Sunshine… between your schooling, working at the diner, all those pretty pictures you draw, and all the hours you’ve put in… studying… under me… you shouldn’t have time left to spend watching television. Or playing Wolfgang Puck in my kitchen.”
“Well, the answer to that is obvious. I must not be spending enough hours under you. You should do something about that.”
“It’s obvious, is it.”
“Yeah. What do you say? I promise less Puck if you give me more fu-”
“You have a dirty mouth, young man.”
“You love it.”
“Why don’t you show me just how dirty?”
“Oui, Monsieur.”
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“Yeah. What do you say? I promise less Puck if you give me more fu-” LOL...priceless!
Nicely done!
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Thanks!
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"I promise less Puck if you give me more fu-” nice line.
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Loved this line:
“You can keep your lesbian lunch special.”
Lol, I can picture Brian saying that perfectly!
*kisses*
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lol :) Thanks, hon! *mwaa*
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thank you!
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Thank you! :)
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“You have a dirty mouth, young man.”
“You love it.”
“Why don’t you show me just how dirty?”
“Oui, Monsieur.”
and all the while, the food is forgotten while brian slowly leads justin to the bedroom, stripping his clothes along the way.
you write dialogue and yet somehow manage to create an entire action scene in my mind. what does that tell you? because if it's not how incredible you are, you are a loser!
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Happy I could do that for ya, babe! Thank you! *more huggles as promised*
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“The ‘madame’ is because the fried egg looks like a woman’s hat.”
“Really.”
“Many dictionaries attribute… Why?”
“I think it’s because it’s a fucking egg.”
“Huh.”
“You can keep your lesbian lunch special.”
LMAO *sings* "A Public Service Announcement followed me home the other day ..." *gg*
Thanks for the laugh.
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HEEHEE- THAT WAS AWESOME! I love this fic too- so adorably cute and just perfect!
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And inspiring a "HEEHEE" is always good :)
*hugs*
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Now I know what I'm having for lunch.